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 ..."It wasn't pretty, but sheriff's deputies in Montcalm County, Mich., got their man on March 3.

Mark McCuaig, in court on an earlier charge, became unruly and escaped from two different sets of officers (despite a Tasering).

Another court officer tried to stop him outside, but McCuaig got loose (despite being maced).

He locked himself inside a van, but officers surrounded it, broke a window, and Tasered him again, yet couldn't stop McCuaig from driving off.


















After a high-speed chase, state troopers disabled his tires with "stop sticks" but couldn't apprehend him before he reached his home, where he barricaded himself.

Officers surrounded the house, and four of them (plus a police dog) entered, but McCuaig escaped and got into another vehicle. Finally, after another chase, he was forced off the road, Tasered a third time, and subdued." [WWMT-TV (Grand Rapids), 3-3-10, WZZM-TV (Grand Rapids), 3-3-10]